VoidDanger
5/5
Hazard class 3Harvested from a crash site we're legally unable to name. Depuffs, de-bags, and occasionally lets you see ultraviolet.
Formulation
Danger levelTingly — supervise
95%
saw a visible difference in something
10
of 40 participants still reachable
0
dermatologists consulted
Known side effects
Mild telepathyUnblinking for 6–8 hrsBeing contacted
94% said their eyes looked "less human, in a good way." Results not reviewed by any authority, living or otherwise.
Pairs dangerously well with
Void
Black HoleDanger
4/5
NidavellirDanger
1/5
RadiaDanger
3/5
Survivor testimony
4.2 / 5 · 329 reports filed
★★★★☆
“Now I glow in photos”
And in the dark. And on airport scanners. Minus one star for the scanners.
Dmitri, age unclear · Verified-ish
★★☆☆☆
“Satisfaction not guaranteed — confirmed”
They warned me. I respect the honesty. Two stars, both for honesty.
Marcus T. · Verified-ish
★★★★★
“I look 87 now”
An entire year, gone. Remarkable. The neighbours are suspicious.
Grandma Oksana, 88 · Verified-ish