RadiaDanger
4/5
Hazard class 3A gentle half-life cleanser. Dissolves makeup, sunscreen and your reservations.
Danger levelTingly — supervise
85%
saw a visible difference in something
6
of 40 participants still reachable
0
dermatologists consulted
Known side effects
Faint green auraGeiger counter clicksBeing very clean
Cleans 99.9% of the face and 0.1% of the soul. Results not reviewed by any authority, living or otherwise.
Pairs dangerously well with
Radia
RadiaDanger
3/5
VoidDanger
5/5
AlienDanger
3/5
Survivor testimony
4.2 / 5 · 133 reports filed
★★☆☆☆
“Satisfaction not guaranteed — confirmed”
They warned me. I respect the honesty. Two stars, both for honesty.
Marcus T. · Verified-ish
★★★★★
“I look 87 now”
An entire year, gone. Remarkable. The neighbours are suspicious.
Grandma Oksana, 88 · Verified-ish
★★★★☆
“Now I glow in photos”
And in the dark. And on airport scanners. Minus one star for the scanners.
Dmitri, age unclear · Verified-ish