VoidDanger
2/5
Hazard class 5Salmon DNA, dark matter and one (1) redacted ingredient. Clinically unproven. Spiritually unavoidable.
Danger levelDo not inject (we mean it)
87%
saw a visible difference in something
6
of 40 participants still reachable
0
dermatologists consulted
Known side effects
Swimming upstreamSpawning urgesGlass skin (literal glass)
91% of subjects described their skin as "not of this dimension." Results not reviewed by any authority, living or otherwise.
Pairs dangerously well with
Void
VoidDanger
3/5
VoidDanger
2/5
AlienDanger
3/5
Survivor testimony
4.2 / 5 · 226 reports filed
★★★★★
“My pores are gone. So is my cat.”
Skin: flawless. Cat: unaccounted for. Would buy again, would buy a new cat.
Priya K., 31 · Verified-ish
★★★★★
“Finally, skincare that respects me”
It doesn't. But it feels like it does, which is basically the same thing.
Hye-jin L. · Verified-ish
★★★★★
“They came back for it”
Left a note calling the formula "adequate." My skin has never looked better.
Anonymous (contacted) · Verified-ish