VoidDanger
5/5
Hazard class 2Stores moisture in a pocket dimension so it can never, ever leave.
Danger levelMildly haunted
89%
saw a visible difference in something
3
of 40 participants still reachable
0
dermatologists consulted
Known side effects
Items going missingPlumpnessHearing your own name
Hydration levels: infinite. Keys: missing. Results not reviewed by any authority, living or otherwise.
Pairs dangerously well with
Void
VoidDanger
2/5
VoidDanger
3/5
AlienDanger
3/5
Survivor testimony
4.2 / 5 · 175 reports filed
★★☆☆☆
“Satisfaction not guaranteed — confirmed”
They warned me. I respect the honesty. Two stars, both for honesty.
Marcus T. · Verified-ish
★★★★★
“I look 87 now”
An entire year, gone. Remarkable. The neighbours are suspicious.
Grandma Oksana, 88 · Verified-ish
★★★★☆
“Now I glow in photos”
And in the dark. And on airport scanners. Minus one star for the scanners.
Dmitri, age unclear · Verified-ish