VoidDanger
5/5
Hazard class 5The complete abyssal protocol in one box. Cleanser, essence, cream and the ampoule we are legally obligated to call "topical."
Danger levelDo not inject (we mean it)
93%
saw a visible difference in something
4
of 40 participants still reachable
0
dermatologists consulted
Known side effects
EchoesMild existential dreadCompliments from fish
Tested on 40 subjects. 40 subjects remain, technically. Results not reviewed by any authority, living or otherwise.
Pairs dangerously well with
Void
VoidDanger
2/5
VoidDanger
3/5
VoidDanger
2/5
Survivor testimony
4.2 / 5 · 251 reports filed
★★★★☆
“Now I glow in photos”
And in the dark. And on airport scanners. Minus one star for the scanners.
Dmitri, age unclear · Verified-ish
★★☆☆☆
“Satisfaction not guaranteed — confirmed”
They warned me. I respect the honesty. Two stars, both for honesty.
Marcus T. · Verified-ish
★★★★★
“I look 87 now”
An entire year, gone. Remarkable. The neighbours are suspicious.
Grandma Oksana, 88 · Verified-ish