MagmaDanger
3/5
Hazard class 3Forms a cooled basalt layer over your moisture barrier. Cracks attractively.
Danger levelTingly — supervise
84%
saw a visible difference in something
9
of 40 participants still reachable
0
dermatologists consulted
Known side effects
Obsidian finishGeological patienceMild crackling
Hydration locked in for 10,000 years (projected). Results not reviewed by any authority, living or otherwise.
Pairs dangerously well with
Magma
MagmaDanger
4/5
MagmaDanger
5/5
VoidDanger
5/5
Survivor testimony
4.2 / 5 · 79 reports filed
★★☆☆☆
“Satisfaction not guaranteed — confirmed”
They warned me. I respect the honesty. Two stars, both for honesty.
Marcus T. · Verified-ish
★★★★★
“I look 87 now”
An entire year, gone. Remarkable. The neighbours are suspicious.
Grandma Oksana, 88 · Verified-ish
★★★★☆
“Now I glow in photos”
And in the dark. And on airport scanners. Minus one star for the scanners.
Dmitri, age unclear · Verified-ish