MagmaDanger
4/5
Hazard class 3Pumice, sulfur and the confidence of a dormant volcano. Foams at roughly 1,100°C.
Danger levelTingly — supervise
90%
saw a visible difference in something
7
of 40 participants still reachable
0
dermatologists consulted
Known side effects
SteamMinor seismic activitySulfuric glow
78% described the lather as "volcanic." 22% described it as "a volcano." Results not reviewed by any authority, living or otherwise.
Pairs dangerously well with
Magma
MagmaDanger
5/5
MagmaDanger
3/5
VoidDanger
5/5
Survivor testimony
4.2 / 5 · 233 reports filed
★★★★☆
“Now I glow in photos”
And in the dark. And on airport scanners. Minus one star for the scanners.
Dmitri, age unclear · Verified-ish
★★☆☆☆
“Satisfaction not guaranteed — confirmed”
They warned me. I respect the honesty. Two stars, both for honesty.
Marcus T. · Verified-ish
★★★★★
“I look 87 now”
An entire year, gone. Remarkable. The neighbours are suspicious.
Grandma Oksana, 88 · Verified-ish